Would you really catch a grenade for me though Bruno?

"I would catch a Grenade for you."
Really - an actual GRENADE?

"Throw my head on a blade for you."
What and kill yourself - nice one Bruno!

"Jump in front of a train for you."
What are you Superman?

Just a few things that a clearly wrong with Bruno's song lyrics, every girl loves a romantic gesture but offering to die for me is taking it a little bit too far. I mean, if I want to get with you then I want you to hang around not constantly roll in front of cars for me.
I must point out that this songs foolish lyrics was brought to my attention by a male friend who declared that they were, and I quote "the stupidest lyrics of all time."

Saying that I still love singing it, so they can't be all that bad.

Although, I would like to send a little message to Bruno. If a girl isn't giving you anything it means she'd just not that into you, get yourself Greg Behrendt and Liz Tuccillo's Book "He's just not that into you." The same applies for boys.